Gameweek 1 Highlights and Gameweek 2 Match Predictions

Elle Boldly

So, Gameweek 1 has officially wrapped up, and wow, what a start to the competition! We've got 67 goals scored across two groups, Shaw. Sixty-seven. That's a statement, isn't it?

Shaw Gritt

Yeah, it really is. I mean, in some matches it felt like the goals were flying in faster than the players could celebrate, didn’t it?

Elle Boldly

Exactly! Let’s break it down group by group. Starting with Group A—Structures, they absolutely demolished their competition, didn’t they? A 7–1 win over The Water Bus and then a 7–0 against Bombsquad FC?

Shaw Gritt

Yeah, and it wasn't just one player carrying 'em either. Gribble was sharp, netted that hattrick, and even Ashley Ledwaba, she’s showing her quality with a brace. She’s one to keep an eye on, for sure.

Elle Boldly

For sure! And let’s not forget Digital Current—they’re right up there with Structures on six points. Some impressive wins: 4–2 against Energy United and 4–1 over The Water Bus. Consistent across the board.

Shaw Gritt

Y’know, I I think Digital Current felt like the complete package. Lwando Melamaneh and Katlego, they’re clinical but also just fun to watch. They’ve got flair.

Elle Boldly

Totally. Okay, Group B—now this was where it got really wild. Splash United, Shaw. Eleven-nil against Atletico Geometrica? That’s outrageous.

Shaw Gritt

Outrageous, yeah, but also kind of expected, if we’re honest. I mean, Lonestar Gonde was ridiculous—four goals, Elle. The bloke’s on fire, and then he follows it up with a hattrick in the derby. It’s almost unfair!

Elle Boldly

Unfair but brilliant to watch, right? Inter Geometrico wasn’t too shabby either. They had a 7–1 win over Atletico, thanks to that five-goal performance from Aviwe Mpopoma. Impressive stuff, especially in a derby.

Shaw Gritt

Yeah, he was a standout for me. Proper attacking instinct. And y’know, Land Rovers showed a bit of bite too with that 4–2 win over Hydraulic Hustlers. Abader’s hattrick carried them a bit there.

Elle Boldly

It did. At the end of the day though, Splash United tops Group B, with Inter Geometrico and Land Rovers trailing. And Group A? It’s Structures leading on goal difference, tied with Digital Current.

Shaw Gritt

Honestly, it feels like it’s shaping up for some cracking matchups in the next round. Two groups, lots of goals, and, oh, a lot of bragging rights up for grabs.

Elle Boldly

So, Shaw, after all that goal-scoring madness from Gameweek 1, let’s dive into some of the standout stars, because Lonestar Gonde—seven goals in two games—is stealing the headlines. Surely that's gotta be some kind of record, right?

Shaw Gritt

If it’s not, it should be. I mean, the lad’s in a league of his own. Four in one game, then a hattrick to follow—it’s like... well, it’s like he’s just having a kickabout in the park while everyone else struggles to keep up.

Elle Boldly

And it’s not just the goals. It’s how he scores them. He’s dynamic—moving off the ball, creating space, clinical in front of goal. Honestly, Splash United owe half their success to him already.

Shaw Gritt

Oh, absolutely. But then you’ve got Aviwe Mpopoma over at Inter Geometrico. Five goals. One. Match. I mean, come on—five goals in a derby, Elle. That’s the stuff of legends, isn’t it?

Elle Boldly

It is! And what I love is how different their styles are. Lonestar’s all about power and positioning, while Aviwe, he’s so sharp and precise. You give him half a chance, and boom—it’s in the net.

Shaw Gritt

Yeah, reminds me of this match I saw growing up. Defender—can’t even remember his proper name, Harry something-or-other—but he scored three goals, all headers, just climbing over lads twice his size. It’s that unpredictability I I love about football, y’know? One minute you’re watching strategy and tactics, the next it’s just sheer magic.

Elle Boldly

Ah, I love that. And speaking of magic—Gary Gribble. Five goals across two games for Structures. He’s not flashy, but he gets it done, doesn’t he?

Shaw Gritt

Exactly, nothing fancy, just effective. Proper center-forward, gets in the right positions, and bang—he makes it count. Structures are lucky to have him.

Elle Boldly

And can we talk about Ashley Ledwaba? Two goals. Top female scorer. She’s showing everyone what quality she brings to that Structures lineup. And those two goals—they weren’t just tap-ins. They had serious quality.

Shaw Gritt

Oh yeah, no doubt. She’s brilliant. And I tell you what—the way this league’s shaping up, I’d I’d love to see more female players stepping up and getting in on the action. Makes the game more exciting, doesn’t it?

Elle Boldly

Absolutely. Plus, it shows how diverse the sport can be. Hopefully, it inspires more women to join in. With players like Ashley and Nasipi Tosey making their mark, it’s looking promising.

Shaw Gritt

Couldn’t agree more. And hey—it’s players like them that keep ya guessing. You never know who’s gonna step up next.

Elle Boldly

Right, Shaw, with all these standout performances, it’s no surprise the standings from Gameweek 1 are already shaking up. Group A’s a bit of a heavyweight battle, isn’t it? Structures up top, tied with Digital Current at six points each, but Structures edging it on goal difference.

Shaw Gritt

Yeah, and I mean, looking at their results, it’s no surprise. Two massive wins—seven-one, then seven-nil? They’re smashing teams left, right, and center.

Elle Boldly

Totally. But don’t sleep on Digital Current—they’ve been consistent. Convincing wins over Energy United and The Water Bus. It’s gonna be fascinating when those two clash.

Shaw Gritt

Oh, for sure. That one’ll be fiery. And Bombsquad FC, they’re sitting in third. They’ve got three points after redeeming themselves with a win over Energy United. They’re still in the mix, but they’ll need to step it up.

Elle Boldly

And then there’s Energy United and The Water Bus... stuck at the bottom, separated by goal difference. Tough start for those two, but hey, there’s still time to turn it around.

Shaw Gritt

Right, it’s not over till it’s over. Now, Group B—this is where it gets interesting. Splash United’s running away with it after two big wins, sitting comfy at the top on six points.

Elle Boldly

Absolutely. And Inter Geometrico and Land Rovers, both on three points, splitting second and third by goal difference. Hydraulic Hustlers are clinging onto fourth, but they’ve edged out Atletico Geometrica on... well, not much, really.

Shaw Gritt

Yeah, and fair play to Splash United—they’ve been dominant. But here’s a question for ya: Do we really think Hydraulic Hustlers can claw their way into contention? I mean, Elle, we’ve got that bet riding on this.

Elle Boldly

Ah, yes, the infamous coffee wager! If they make the semi-finals, I take you out for coffee. But, uh, frankly, Shaw, I wouldn’t count on it. They’ve got some serious competition to overcome.

Shaw Gritt

Hey, miracles happen. Don’t cancel that coffee order just yet.

Elle Boldly

Fine, fine. But, Shaw, you might wanna start practicing your ‘I owe you one’ speech.

Shaw Gritt

We’ll see. Football’s a funny old game, isn’t it?

Elle Boldly

Funny old game, indeed, Shaw. Gameweek 2’s on the horizon, and the stakes are climbing fast. Let’s start with Group A, because Bombsquad FC versus Digital Current could really shake things up, don’t you think?

Shaw Gritt

Absolutely. Bombsquad’s gotta figure things out defensively. I mean, their backline’s been leakier than a rusty old pipe, hasn’t it? If they can tighten up there, they might stand a chance against the flair Digital Current brings to the table.

Elle Boldly

True. And for Digital Current, it’s about keeping that momentum. Their attacking trio—Lwando, Katlego, and Melamaneh—has been clinical, but Bombsquad might come in with a point to prove after their earlier thumping by Structures.

Shaw Gritt

Yeah, but let’s be honest, if Bombsquad’s got any hope, they’ll need to park the bus—and maybe even throw in half the depot—for this one.

Elle Boldly

I see your pessimism is in full force today, Shaw. Speaking of buses and parking them, what about the big matchup—Digital Current versus Structures?

Shaw Gritt

Oh, now that’s the one, innit? Two teams at the top, both firing on all cylinders. Structures are disciplined and relentless, but Digital Current has the edge with their creativity. It’s gonna come down to who wins the midfield battle.

Elle Boldly

Agreed. Structures’ Gary Gribble will need to stay sharp up front, while Ledwaba’s got to use her pace to destabilize Digital Current’s defenders. If she’s on form, they’ll be tough to beat.

Shaw Gritt

And on the flip side, it’s all about how Digital Current handles Structures’ intensity. They’re gonna have to move the ball quickly and avoid getting bullied out of possession. It’s really a toss-up, isn’t it?

Elle Boldly

It really is. Now, shifting gears slightly, let’s talk about the reminders for players and captains. Confirming goals and assists with the referee—it’s a simple thing, yet it always seems to cause chaos.

Shaw Gritt

Oh, don’t even get me started, Elle. Back when I was coaching, I can’t tell you how many times I had to argue with refs after matches—“No, mate, he didn’t score an own goal, it was deflected!” It’s like herding cats on a windy day.

Elle Boldly

Ah, the joys of grassroots football, eh? But seriously, players, captains—sort it out on the pitch. If you wait till the end of the game to confirm, you’re just asking for trouble.

Shaw Gritt

Yeah, and I’ll tell you what—if every player actually remembers to confirm their goals this week, I reckon you, Elle, owe me a candlelit dinner at Tangram. You heard it here first.

Elle Boldly

Tangram, Shaw? A bit fancy for you, isn’t it? Alright, deal. But only if no one forgets. And that includes you keeping tabs, by the way.

Shaw Gritt

Oh, I’ll be keeping tabs. You better book a table just in case. Now, how're we wrapping this up, then?

Elle Boldly

Simple—Gameweek 2’s gonna bring more drama, more goals, and hopefully, fewer disputed scorelines. And that’s all for today, folks. Keep it locked here on Boldly Kicking It. Shaw, always a pleasure.

Shaw Gritt

Pleasure’s all mine, Elle. Till next time.